Realm of the Shtupman I

A journal of sorts. This is the tale of a man of little consequence published at the end of the last century.

Sunday

2.14.99

Upon the feast of St. Valentin. (0400)
Leave it to Hallmark to take the martyrdom of one and turn it into a happy smiley day. St. Valentin (okay, it's old French, and the spelling is correct. We can blame Sr. Jeanne d'Arc again. Mon Dieu!)
Me? Better. I didn't do the tearfest in the way that I described previously. Instead, I watched a nice French costume drama called Valmont. It's a nice love story with an operatic ending. It's a nice death, though, because the hero, Valmont dies in a duel for love. Truth be told, I didn't feel like driving down to Blockbuster, flopping down $5, and coming home. Instead, I looked through the surviving video tapes, and discovered that I had a choice between pornography and Valmont.

I gotta buy some new videos. Maybe more porno....

Anyway, I am up early in this morning because I want to be. I'm not at work tomorrow, nor on Monday, so I can do silly things like rebuild this page. *Gasp* I'm having yet another idea, downloading yet more software, all with the hope that it will come to fruition. Tune in on Tuesday....

Ya know what? Another super-cool thing is slated to happen today. My best bud, Mike and his steady GF, Monica are becoming legally tied today. I couldn't be happier, and wish I were there to share in their joy. There's not a better, more complimentary pair of people in the world. Actually, truth be told, I really just want to see of Monica barfs. There's nothing better in this world than vomiting in the name of love.

This is just a quickie entry today. Got lots to do today and over the next 48 hours. After being sooo morose the last couple of entries, I figured if I didn't say SOMETHING, you'd think I slashed my wrists or something. (Suicide is not my style. Too wasteful.)

Happy Valentine's Day